Monday Alibi Archive
Your weekly get-out-of-work-free card.
I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider…so I had to go inside and shower again.
My brother-in-law has been kidnapped by a Mexican Drug Cartel…I need to stay home with the family in case we get a call.
I lost my keys and was locked inside my apartment until someone could unlock the door.
I drank some antifreeze by mistake, and need to go to the hospital
I can’t come in today due to a near-fatal vending machine accident…
“I got my big toe stuck in the bathtub faucet…again…”
I donated too much blood.
My arthritis is acting up. There is probably going to be a terrible storm. Safer if we all stay home.
My psychic told me to stay home.
My wife burned all my clothes and I have nothing to wear to work.